If you’re ever worried that you fucked up real bad, just remember that there are over 2,500 reported cases of vacuum cleaner-induced genital trauma in the United States each year. 

i’m definitely the poor person who gets worried about spending vast amounts of money but as soon as i have even an insy bit of disposable income i’m like ( spends it on something stupid )


me when buying something over $10: do i need this? do i need any material objects? will this matter when i face the great abyss?

butawhiteboy cantbekhan

Crazy In Love (Remix for "Fifty Shades of Grey") - Beyoncé
#i'm sad my queen is attached to this but this is so GOOD#beyonce#music

god i don’t even know if that article is real but its so nice to pretend that it is

except for Bono, whom he said he would also kick in the groin.


15-Year-Old African Kid Tells Madonna To Go ‘Have Sex’ with Herself


Dakarai Molokomme, a 15-year-old starving child from a small village in Zimbabwe, has just told , one of the most famous pop stars in the world, to  and f*** , the local media are reporting exclusively.

“Yes, it’s true, I told Madonna to go f*** herself. Do you want to know why?” Dakarai asked. “It’s the same thing every time with these snobby rich Americans. Every once in a while they come to show us their support for the so-called eradication of poverty by adopting a child from a starving family, but they actually do more harm than good. Transracial international adoptions are part of the white savior industrial complex,” Dakarai explained.

In further discussions with journalists from the media, the  stated that “none of the children here actually want to be taken away from their family and friends so they can be displayed as some kind of trophy in the homes of self-righteous singers or actors who want to score some points with the media and Oprah.”

“If they really want to help us, they should get Big Pharma to ship us some anti-retroviral drugs for the AIDS epidemic, or build schools and hospitals. If they don’t want to do that, then they can all go f** themselves!” the child told reporters.

The 15-year-old also stated that he would say the same thing to any one of those American or European “faux humanitarian posers”, except for Bono, whom he said he would also kick in the groin.

“Bono’s efforts to save the African savage from itself prove that the colonial imperative is alive and well,” Dakarai said as he walked with other village children collecting sticks to build a tree fort.




"what do we say to the god of death?"

please wait until i’ve played inquisition

erestors replied to your post:i cant remember my lotro server
if it’s the same as mine it’ll be nimrodel B)

yess thank you angel

i havent played since like. christmas oops. this is why i cant get a wow subscription